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I look like Conan O' Brien. YAY! [03 Sep 2006|10:16am] Rip this paper to shreds

I look like Conan! [03 Sep 2006|10:12am] <img Rip this paper to shreds

JOB! [20 Apr 2006|10:05pm] WOOO! I CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY! YIPEE! Actually, I'll probably end up hating it, but at least I will have money. 2 Will Rip this paper to shreds

Birthday! [29 Jan 2006|02:55pm] It was my birthday the other day, I got a bunch of money so I bought the deluxe edition of Weezer's blue album, Alkaline Trio's S/T album, NOFX's the Decline, and Nirvana's Nevermind. I also got Homer Simpson slippers and a Nirvana shirt annnnnnnnnd my mommy made me a checkerboard pattern blanket. Rip this paper to shreds

I am tird. [01 Jan 2006|08:53pm] Wow... I never update... psssh Rip this paper to shreds

[29 Dec 2005|12:24pm] by limitedbythesky one_cool_frood's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 24% Politically Correct!) Started : 01st January 2006 05:17:58 AM Ended : 01st January 2006 11:07:10 PM Alco Money! : $ 317 Guests of Honour filisheetszczak is a crestfallen Atheist. filisheetszczak drank 13 Mescals, 6 White Russians. independent8702 is a good-natured Agnostic. independent8702 drank 14 Sambuccas. one_cool_frood is an unfortunate Buddhist. one_cool_frood drank 7 Pilsners, 1 Whiskey. saxattack is a jovial Buddhist. saxattack drank 8 Vodkas, 1 Sambucca, 6 Ales, 2 Red Wines, 2 Kahluas, 1 Aligator Bite. caligulablushed is a bummed out Atheist and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years. caligulablushed drank 14 Hot Toddys, 1 Cognac. Sick! A word of warning never EVER use one_cool_frood's toilet. You'll see what I mean when you get in there! My god the vomit! Lovers Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both independent8702 and saxattack will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys. The Drunkest According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before caligulablushed is sober enough to drive again. Random Events caligulablushed admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine. saxattack revealed to the room that in a previous incarnation they were a fat gay unicyclist who took great pride in their marvellous ability to impersonate freddie mercury. Happy New Year! Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell! Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Your Hero God Loves Coke. Rip this paper to shreds

fuck everything [14 Dec 2005|12:20pm] I'm quite pissed and confused about my band lately... I really just want to quit sometimes.. meh Rip this paper to shreds

I Help Old Ladies Cross The Street. [07 Dec 2005|08:06pm] Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Saturday I pulled saxattack's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole independent8702's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I helped caligulablushed across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been nice (10 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, one_cool_frood Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: Rip this paper to shreds

Epoch Of Bullshit [26 Oct 2005|07:23pm] [ music | Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar ] We lost battle of the bands, I'm not sure if I have updated about this yet, but whatever... Life has been... good? yes. it has. Rip this paper to shreds

Friends Only [03 Oct 2005|11:01pm] post a comment if you wish to be added. 3 Will Rip this paper to shreds

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